Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Portugal v Ivory Coast: Random Notes while Watching Half-asleep Part 1

  • Truly terrible rendition of the Portuguese national anthem by their players. Don't blame the pretty boy for this one as he wisely kept his mouth shut. Also, the Portuguese bench is packed with talent.
  • Nike's classy kit easily beats Puma's horrendous orange piece of shite. They look like German garbage men. 
  • 7' Ronaldo's nice little piece of acting gets Zakora a booking
  • 11' A real screamer by the obnoxious one from like 40 yards out. He's also a good football player.
  • 20' Ronaldo gets booked for complaining. YES!!!!
  • 25' We sure have a trigger-happy ref here. Three yellow cards already. Thought this would be another one for Meirelles, who looks like an American hipster. I don't like him. 
  • 39' The game's looking very sloppy now. That is like most of the other matches at this hard-on-the-eyes World Cup so far.
  • Well, Portugal sucked pretty much. One good shot isn't gonna cut it. Deco looks terrible. Ivory Coast was decent, well-organized defensively. Drogba, anyone?

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